Why So Serious?

This time I matched with a guy who aspires to become a CA. The guy's heart was brutally broken by a beautiful girl ( NOT A BIG DEAL ) and the guy no more believes in love. But my question is   'Why was he dating application then?'. Oh, I have the answer too, obviously for the timepass( JUST LIKE ME). I am never able to understand the 21st-century dating culture and always found these things complicated. But somehow I made him believe that you should always give another chance to love( BEING LOVE GURU ). Life seems meaningful when you love someone and loved by someone in return. But these things are only in fairy tales as we all know. We rarely see these things happen.   So his argument was, I would rather prefer to watch TV series than talk to a girl who is gonna leave me someday.   He said, watching series gives me satisfaction and I regret the nights I wasted talking to her. Maybe the things didn't work out the way he wanted to but nobody should compare love with

So here is the guy who was the cutest of them all. I don't know but he got some charm. The only guy with whom I regret not going for a date. But it's ok, Men can prove you wrong anytime. So he was passed out from Khalsa College, the college very near to mine. And the MAHAAN soul told me that he had studied science and commerce both in school and the reason for this out of the box greatness is that this was the only chance he got to learn science. Wtf, If I remember right, I was struggling with even one subject and he had managed both of them. Where can we find aliens like him? So, then he said If I would have found you before, then my attendance would have increased in college classes. And here, I got melt ( LEMME CLEAR, I AM ALSO A HUMAN BEING ). Then he said, I am the General Secretary of DU MUNs. Again my trust issues win over me and I didn't believe the guy. So the guy sent me a link regarding this and then I believed that he seriously is gen. sec. of DU MUNs.   So

So, I don't remember the name of the guy. Obviously, How am I supposed to remember the names of so many weirdos? So the guy, let's give him a name. So Mr. Pappu matched with me and I still don't have any idea, why I matched with him? So obviously it started with a 'Hey!' and then he told me that he is a biology student. Believe me, I judge guys with a biology background. Then after some cheesy talks, he told me that he is a professional dancer. I was almost in shock and as always my trust issues win over me. And I asked the guy ' Terko Paagal bnane k liye meh hi mili kya ?'. Then he proved me wrong and showed me his Instagram account and where he shows a dance style, I never heard that before. So then he sends me a request, Obviously BHAI HOT HU MEH. But I didn't accept his friend request. Then he asked me 'What is my favorite dance style?'. I answered 'Bollywood'. Then guess, what he said? I am sure you can't guess it. So he said